Despite what Apple purists tell you while sipping their oat milk lattes, Macs can get malware. If you want to keep your expensive aluminum Facebook machine safe, you only really need to look at two options.

First is Malwarebytes. It’s the ultimate “uh oh, I clicked something sketchy” button. The free version is perfect for scanning your system after a moment of bad judgment, and it won’t constantly nag you to upgrade.

Second is Bitdefender. If you are chronically paranoid and want a permanent bouncer sitting at the digital door, this is the one. It catches absolutely everything and won’t turn your laptop into a literal space heater.

Honestly, unless you’re downloading sketchy movie torrents at 3 AM, just using the free version of Malwarebytes for occasional checkups is all you really need to survive.